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Lawnmower Dialogue

ME: Last week you guys did some routine maintenance on my lawnmower: changed the oil, sharpened the blade, put in a new spark plug. But now I can't get it to start.

LAWNMOWER GUY: Did you bring it in?

ME: Yeah, it's in the back of the car.

(we go out and unload it)

LAWNMOWER GUY: You see this valve here? It regulates the flow of gasoline to the engine. When you don't use the lawnmower for awhile, it's good to keep it closed. Let's open it.

ME: Should I try to start it?

LAWNMOWER GUY: Go ahead.

(It starts right up.)

ME: Did you ever see the movie "Sling Blade?"

LAWNMOWER GUY: Yeah.

ME: I feel like the guy in that movie.

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