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Why I Stopped Reading

It's simple. I couldn't get to the next line. I always enjoyed reading, chopping the lines off one-by-one, the thickness of the pages in my left hand gradually increasing; the pages in my right, diminuendo to zero.

But one day, I try to go to the next line, but it's impossible; I'm redirected to the line I just read. I can't move forward; I'm stuck:

1957, the Lawrence Welk Orchestra played at Eisenhower's
1957, the Lawrence Welk Orchestra played at Eisenhower's
1957, the Lawrence Welk Orchestra played at Eisenhower's
1957, the Lawrence Welk Orchestra played at Eisenhower's

In an incredible act of willpower, I made it to the next line:

Inaugural Ball. Life magazine called Lawrence Welk "the

and I just casually tried to go to the next line, which was

Inaugural Ball. Life magazine called Lawrence Welk "the

This is just too complicated, I told myself, so I quit reading. Now I watch TV.
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Wunerful, Wunerful.

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Rinse, Repeat.
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