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Heart Attack

Overheard in a thrift store:

"I was sitting in my chair, eating a couple of slices of roast turkey, you know, the one that comes square like that, when suddenly I couldn't breathe. I had to get up, but I still couldn't breathe."

"Were you alone?"

"No, but I might as well have been. I was there with my brother-in-law. He says, what's wrong? I say I can't breathe. I get up and walk around but I still couldn't breathe. I felt like I needed to go outside. I dialed 911 and the ambulance came and got me. When the ambulance got there, they said, what are you doing outside? I said, Why, I'm waiting for someone to come and do my hair."

"They took me to the emergency room and did some tests. Didn't like what they saw, so they shipped me right to the hospital. Direct deposit."

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hahaha

Sounds like you were shopping in Maine.

Happy New Year

Did you get the Ray I sent your way?

Re: Happy New Year

Jim, I got it! Thanks! I haven't watched it yet, but I read the booklet and it looks great. I'm going to buy a VCR/DVD player for my "lair." just got back from up north. I got to Michigan and came down with the flu, was in bed for two days. Merry Christmas! Then I spent a few days with Steve in Mt. Pleasant. Did some xx-skiing and played some music. Back down south for New Years. I brought back 50 or 60 albums!
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